gar aapki wife aapka kehna nahi manti hai to…
Itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti…
Iska koi solution nahi hai..
Here Some Of Wifey Collection:
1. Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.
Husband: Main “hanuman chalisa” padh kar sota hu.
2. Unmarried boy: “Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai.”
Father: “Kar le beta, phir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achhi lagengi.”
3. Assistant: “Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho?”
Boss: “Kyunki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti”
4. Husband- “tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?”
Wife- kyo kya hua?
Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha “Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na?
5. Touching story…
A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.
Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat…
Designer piece hai.
6. A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE? – No
That was the deal.
7. A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook.
8. Best Slogan on a MAN’s T-Shirt :
“Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed…”
9. Bhakt: Swami ji,
aisi Patni ko kya kahte h
jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?
Swami: Man ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Man ka Vaham.
10. Husband ko Market Jaate hue
Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu.
Husband khud k Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya.
11. Man : Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman : Yeh post office hai, Police station nahi.
Man: Oh sorry . .
Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau, samajh me nahi aa raha..